thats the 2nd joke on brits teeth this week,please let me in with the joke.

I hear often in jokes how bad English dental hygiene is, or so they say.

well i am 49 and have all my own teeth and in excellent condition.but i am only one.
my wife's teeth are like stars..............................they come out at night.

but seriously the rumors could be right. since dentistry went private a lot of people who are on a low wage may not be able to afford treatment.people out of work should have the best gnashes of all as they get free treatment.