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She Just Loves Her Vacuum
18 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 35 months ago

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 18, 2007 at 08:07 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

OMG Women. You two get a room.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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ramrock
Posted on Feb 18, 2007 at 08:11 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

thats.....just.......odd..........I like mine also,just not like that

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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mine
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 05:48 PM
1,623 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

I like you too!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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minodude
Posted on Feb 18, 2007 at 09:28 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

she looks ugly

and the vaccum is old

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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cjvs1604
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 12:18 PM
1,328 tokens, 4.3 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

you'd still do her wouldn't you?

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minodude
Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 03:02 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to cjvs1604's original comment

no!

she looks like a man

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684
Posted on Feb 18, 2007 at 10:17 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

she needs to work on her looks before she poses nude again........

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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videophotog
Posted on Feb 18, 2007 at 11:26 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

This post sucks!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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bloodyripper
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 02:29 AM
307 tokens, 1.8 weeks wasted

Where did she plug it in???????

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

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konifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 09:31 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

they are usually a mans favorite sex toy......ur um so i`m told.

no carpet burns for her anyway.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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TacoMan5000
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 05:50 PM
1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

in japan, the goose was voted the favorite bird for intercourse. when he gets 'close', the dude chops the goose's head off, and gets himself off on the body's convulsions. sick shit.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2007 at 09:02 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

i believe that the Japanese are strange ,weird people.
having sex with a vacuum cleaner sounds normal after that.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 01:30 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

wheel in, wheel out, wheel in, wheel out... I guess its more convenient than hugging an unbalanced washing machine. a lot easier on the washing machine too.

Lets see how she does with her tongue in the toaster.

Perhaps a boob in the mixer...etc.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Feb 21, 2007 at 02:08 PM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

Sounds like you are into S & M there Sport.......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Feb 21, 2007 at 02:27 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

no .. the paralell would be since she's getting off on that appliance.. there are plenty of others for her to try......but I guess you didnt read cypressbaby's comment made way before yours ...reading is Fun Demental !

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ostenberg
Posted on Feb 19, 2007 at 07:37 PM
173 tokens, 13.32 hours wasted

She must have lost her vibrator and has yet to discover the suction head as a useful implement.
Then again, dirty little thing sucks on everything and anything.

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cyprussbaby07
Posted on Feb 20, 2007 at 07:16 PM
85 tokens, 11.43 hours wasted

omg.... that is one really deperate woman!!!!! come on i know that that vacuum cleaner isn't the only thing she could have used. there are cell phones, and many other vibrating things she could have used. Geez for cryin out loud