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She Did Not Have A Towel
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AunTime
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 10:52 AM
1,154 tokens, 1 week wasted

Check tha lint container.

"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

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Token
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 01:46 PM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

*sneeks up, shuts door, pushes on button*

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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paulie
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 01:47 PM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Token's original comment

then hear screaming hahahahahhahha

(This comment was modified on May 23, 2007 01:48 PM)

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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Token
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 01:54 PM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Comment in reply to paulie's original comment

Just like a carnival ride

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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paulie
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 01:56 PM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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minodude
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 03:11 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

she doesnt need a towel

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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mugley
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 07:49 PM
233 tokens, 1.12 days wasted

hey, if she is that flexible, I like her all ready

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videophotog
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 08:30 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Put it on the gentle cycle.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 01:57 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted

did she go in the washer first?

i souport publik edekasion

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 02:15 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I've heard of wash & wear but this is a little too extreme no?

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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cjvs1604
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 06:24 AM
1,328 tokens, 4.3 days wasted

ill lick her clean

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konifur
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 06:28 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Dizzy, I'm so dizzy, my head is spinnin'
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you girl, makin it spin
You're makin' me dizzy

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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alex657684
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:58 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

you spin me right round baby right round
like a record baby right round
round, round

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 04:30 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Dead or Alive, 1985.

(This comment was modified on May 25, 2007 04:31 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 06:19 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

round and round the garden
catch the teddy bear
one step two step
tickly under there

OMG i think i need help.someone phone the psychiatrist.

(This comment was modified on May 25, 2007 06:20 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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paulie
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 06:34 AM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

koifur you've got incoming!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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Bamber
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 04:29 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Tommy Roe, 1969? Vic Reeves, 1991?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on May 25, 2007 at 06:12 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

i was singing the Vic Reeves version.( if you can call that singing.)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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killapenguin
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:16 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

My dryer didn't come with one of those! I got ripped off.

" " - Harpo Marx

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Shauned71
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 05:34 PM
204 tokens, 5.52 days wasted

tell you what... let me climb in there too, then you can switch it on. Bet it will be fun

(This comment was modified on May 24, 2007 05:35 PM)

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Monkey
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:54 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

She may not have a towel, but she's got a couple of big tits.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Strawberry
Posted on May 26, 2007 at 11:21 PM
254 tokens, 1.73 days wasted

I'd bang. Twice. Maybe three...

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

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