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View Profile for AunTimeAunTime
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 10:34 AM
1,154 tokens, 1 week wasted
she survived salem

"Someday the Dream Will End"

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Reign]

 
View Profile for Dnice5150Dnice5150
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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Jesus CHRIST!!!


 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 11:42 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
WES, did you just want to makes us all i mean i know we will all end up this way but i don't want to view it, thats just gross!!!

*runs upstairs to throw up*
*never look at my nan the same again*

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for IceMan22XIceMan22X
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 10:49 PM
222 tokens, 17.93 hours wasted
Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

just a glimpse of the future. muwahahahahahaaaa 'cough, cough, cough' ha.

...and then there came yagger!

 
View Profile for JASONJASON
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 04:04 AM
441 tokens, 2.31 days wasted
Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

OK YOU CAN JUST RIP MY F#$KING EYE'S OUT NOW I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY MORE

life is like sex you have your good times and your bad but you look forward to
it every day

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 06:23 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to JASON's original comment

Jason you know you hit that lmao *just kidding* lol

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a husband.


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View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 12:53 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
I wont sleep for days now...thanx.....

"Don't sweat the small shit"

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 12:56 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
What I do in the privacy of my own home is my own business.

Stop taking pictures of me!!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 01:11 PM
286 tokens, 1.18 days wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww groody

Are you still talking???

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 01:18 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

so it should be!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:40 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for pz09pz09
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 12:57 PM
93 tokens, 1.3 days wasted
That's the nightmare i needed for halloween thanks


 
View Profile for TrojanHorseTrojanHorse
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 02:08 PM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted
now only if she were about 100 years younger I might comsider this good

Hung Like a Horse!!!

 
View Profile for asswomansasswomans
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 02:38 PM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted
mmmmm id bang her in a heartbeat


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 07:07 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

One of hers or one of yours?
Shes only got about 30 heartbeats left. You better hurry.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 08:21 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:42 AM
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Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

now unless your lieing about your age thats just gross

But hey each to there own, what ever floats your boat!!!

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 03:39 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted
Thats the scariest halloween costume I've seen yet!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 04:54 PM
538 tokens, 2.43 days wasted
grim, these things you can't unsee
i'm thankful for the censorious jack o'lanterns or i'd need counselling

just ask this scientician

 
View Profile for MariaMaria
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 04:57 PM
56 tokens, 1.19 days wasted
oh fuck!!!! thats so fuckin nasty

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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 05:20 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted
I am speechless......Now I must go poke flaming hot sticks into my eyes to get that vision out of my head

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for IceMan22XIceMan22X
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 10:50 PM
222 tokens, 17.93 hours wasted
Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

c'mon. shes fucking hot.......'shudder'

...and then there came yagger!

 
View Profile for jackhammerjackhammer
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 05:38 PM
772 tokens, 5.12 days wasted
WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF,
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG....
they all look better at 2am

semmer down now....

 
View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 05:49 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
BLOODY HELL! *barfs on fresh cookies* I just made these....DIE *pulls out guns and shoots*

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:44 AM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

*runs to help* TREVOR *starts CPR*

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 07:08 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
LMFAO
OH MAN! *gets wiener stuck in pants zipper* That broad is hot. They sure don't build them like that anymore.

*urinates on sexy witch*

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for katkat
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 09:56 PM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted
"I'll Get you my pretty" cause I'm so ugly. OMG what a witch!

Live and Let Live

 
View Profile for AndoAndo
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 10:16 PM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted
Quick! Get the Holy water!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:45 AM
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Comment in reply to Ando's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for thehelraiserthehelraiser
Posted on Oct 31, 2005 at 11:40 PM
34 tokens, 19.83 hours wasted
As Ron White would say "Things that make you go, buhuh"
Also i thought of a joke to make this pic even worse... Why can't a 80 year old woman have sex? Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

Always remember you're unique, Just like everyone else.
Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good
hand.
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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 12:01 AM
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Comment in reply to thehelraiser's original comment

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 05:46 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to thehelraiser's original comment

Thanks for that mental picture

*help my eyesy burn*

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a husband.


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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 06:09 AM
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Comment in reply to thehelraiser's original comment

i resent that

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 09:17 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
ITS ALL UNGODLY!! DARK SIDED!!


SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 09:24 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

SHE'S TAINTED!!!!!!

IN JESUS NAME I PRAY, GET OUT!!!!!

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a husband.


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View Profile for kottykotty
Posted on Nov 02, 2005 at 02:36 PM
16 tokens, 11 mins wasted
WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK

uh huh

 
View Profile for BOWLMASTERBOWLMASTER
Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 09:05 PM
122 tokens, 13.48 hours wasted
THER IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY

NEVER KNOCK ON DEATHS DOOR, RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN.

 
View Profile for opemanopeman
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 04:22 PM
482 tokens, 1.44 days wasted
I just threw up in my mouth.

Can't we all just get along?

 
View Profile for RedmanRedman
Posted on Dec 02, 2005 at 02:03 AM
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wes you are one sick !@#k for taking that picture

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View Profile for cheerblondycheerblondy
Posted on Dec 04, 2005 at 01:22 AM
345 tokens, 1.29 days wasted
i puked in my mouth a little!! oh god!! thats gross! i will never look at halloween the same ever again!

www.myspace.com/cheerl3londy

 
View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on Dec 05, 2005 at 10:58 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted
dirtydirtydirtydirty now that is just plain wrong my eyes my poor poor eyes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 10:09 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Mom used to keep a slipcover on her old couch because it was unsightly...Cover that shit up!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for hornybchhornybch
Posted on Feb 18, 2006 at 06:10 AM
58 tokens, 13.52 hours wasted
GRANDMA HOW COULD U DO THIS ARGGH ITS ONE THING U GO TO SHOPS LIKE THIS BUT THE INTERNET

(This comment was modified on Feb 19, 2006 02:01 AM)

im a self pleasure junkie

 
View Profile for chumchum
Posted on Apr 09, 2006 at 04:03 PM
150 tokens, 1.45 days wasted
she's hot for someone yoda's age

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View Profile for sirjeffsirjeff
Posted on May 09, 2006 at 03:06 PM
134 tokens, 10.48 hours wasted
Looks like someone let the air out of her. So get an air pump, and an iron. First, iron out the wrinkles, and then...PUMP her up!

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 01:38 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to sirjeff's original comment

I ain't getting my pump anywhere near that....

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View Profile for gryffindor84gryffindor84
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 12:57 AM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted
that is scary!

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View Profile for 10step10step
Posted on Jul 24, 2006 at 10:07 PM
718 tokens, 2.57 days wasted
MOM,
CAN I BORROW THE BROOM TONIGHT ???????????

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

 
View Profile for redslndgredslndg
Posted on Feb 26, 2007 at 09:11 PM
21 tokens, 11.15 hours wasted
That shit aint right


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