A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

It seems that all u see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where r those
good old fashioned values on which we used to rely, lucky there's a FAMILY GUY,
lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and
cry. HE'S A FAMILY GUY!!!!!

The more we learn the more we know.
The more we know the more we forget.
The more we forget the less we know.
The less we forget the more we know.
Why do we bother to learn.

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

~Ho Ho Ho, Merry Holidays~

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

Gun control means,hitting your target.

Peace

I like pie
pie is good
pie in my belly
pie pie pie
oh pie marry me

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !