Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde