Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

A Man, his son and their dog walk into a bar... "Ow!".. "Ow!"..."Woof!"

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

"I'm blonde...be patient."

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?