Go ahead. Replace us with your hand.

Then cry when you find out that none of us really give a shit.

You must remember, women aren't the sex crazed freaks that you people are.
In general, we spend most of our time trying NOT to have sex.

So, your threat is nil.

but we dont care if you replace us with a zucchini

and don't you need the zucchini to please yourself sexually?

Of course you care.
Don't try to deny it.
All you people go through to get some ...
YOU CARE if you're replaced !! Plain & simple.


No, we don't NEED a zucchini to pleasure ourselves.


Stop back talking me, little one.

Erm whats a zucchini

A big, green, penis shaped vegetable.

most people in britain use cucumbers.
i went in a shop and asked for a cucumber and she started slicing it and i said ," hey dont do that, what do think my ass is a slot machine."

Ew.

We call 'em courgettes over here.

Oh thanks lol

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if you cook it....mushy peas are better

lol@mushy peas i still find that hard to beleive !!!!!

Stop back talking me, little one.

NO !!!

We also think about big, muscley arms & chests. And, nice tushies.

*sigh*

What was I saying ... ?

OH YEAH !!

& shoes.

and purses to match the shoes

OH POO !!

yes double poooooooooooooooooo