A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
-Naruto Uzamaki
RuneScape player
name:neomaster911
lv:8X(see profile)
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There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal