awwww! shucks phil! im on my honeymoon! ask steve!!

YES she sent me a post card telling me all about the honeymoon and about the non stop sex she is having and at the end she put..
P.S SORRY FOR THE JERKY HAND WRITING.



so you must forgive Lynn for any typo`s for the next two weeks at least.

Do you mind if I just have a Big Mac and Fries... the rest may have me making a hussy of myself

If you're making hussies could you make one for me? Please?

No Problem Bamber... here is one I prepared earlier...

Well, since you making hussies, can ya throw one together for me, too? Make it a Red head.

the only horn a clown can give a girls has a big black squeezy thing on the end
HONK HONK

You haven't been alone with a clown Lately Have you? I have a friend you might like

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what the hell any port in a storm.but i will have to many bottles of bud first.

Yeww Beer is like drinking Piss.......I prefer the more sophisticated palette of a fine Brandy.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brandy makes me randy how about you.

It what makes me so Kinky. Care for a snifter or two with me and I can show you how kinky I can get......Dont get the wrong Idea I plan on inviting a couple Redheads along to get Kinky with. I will bring a few spare false noses. The Gals love the noses.

mmmmm ok i`m game BUT nothing funny.

What do you mean 'Nothing Funny'? I'm a clown I have to try and be Funny.

Is this not a beautiful redhead?