Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

la panamamenia de 09

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

I don't hang out here much anymore...

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!