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View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 11:02 AM
789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted
well it is kinda cute but i would never wear it

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
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View Profile for pauliepaulie
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 03:34 PM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Comes complete with puncture repair outfit

ha ha
ha ha

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 03:50 PM
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Comment in reply to paulie's original comment

thats a good one(mostly because i get that joke)!!!!

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for pauliepaulie
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 03:53 PM
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Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

Hurrah!! well done
how ru

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

 
View Profile for hotbutpsychohotbutpsycho
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 03:55 PM
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Comment in reply to paulie's original comment

im doing good im going out for easter dinner in a couple of hours.
how r u doin?

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

 
View Profile for pauliepaulie
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 04:30 PM
3,893 tokens, 1.07 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to hotbutpsycho's original comment

I'm cool, goin to bed shortly its 23.23 here
ps
happy easter!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 12:00 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
i'll assume it's called the "safe sex" dress because anyone wearing it will be only getting the safest sex of all.....masturbation.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for winglesangelwinglesangel
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 04:01 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted
Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Hahaha YES

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

 
View Profile for stutterflystutterfly
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 02:10 PM
628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted
WHOA it's so colourful!!! nd it's really pretty...but i don't think anyone would wear it...

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 06:36 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted
I wonder if the bottom half are used...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 10:04 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
I wonder how many weiners it would take to use up that dress.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 12:14 AM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted
Thta's very ugly and the colors don't match

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


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View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 12:55 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted
Perhaps a nice copper IUD would be a good necklace to complement this outfit ?

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 09:31 AM
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Comment in reply to bwjtx's original comment

Maybe diaphram earings and a coitus interruptus mustache to match?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for sirjeffsirjeff
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 10:27 AM
134 tokens, 10.48 hours wasted
I would condomn the maker of that dress. But they are protected under the pro-phylactic laws, that are covered by the penal code, before they were inserted in 1906.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

 
View Profile for bwjtxbwjtx
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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Comment in reply to sirjeff's original comment

GOOD ONE !!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

 
View Profile for jackhammerjackhammer
Posted on Apr 19, 2006 at 04:52 PM
772 tokens, 5.12 days wasted
Comment in reply to sirjeff's original comment

semmer down now....

 
View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 05:48 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted
umm thats nasty

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Apr 18, 2006 at 02:00 AM
939 tokens, 1.23 weeks wasted
Probably created by an overprotective father....

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 03:19 PM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted
Comment in reply to Celeste's original comment

LOL thanks for the thought, now i know what my daughter will wear to prom!

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:37 PM
939 tokens, 1.23 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

lol Mine are gonna need one too!

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

 
View Profile for SEXCSEXC
Posted on Apr 25, 2006 at 03:06 AM
15 tokens, 46 mins wasted
wwwooooooooo hoooooo!!!!!

i soo need that dresss!!!!


 
View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on Aug 01, 2006 at 09:00 AM
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Comment in reply to SEXC's original comment

it would be helpful huh?

"Don't sweat the small shit"

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on Apr 30, 2006 at 12:23 AM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
Hey that would make the coolest prom dress. Mom and Dad would have no worries right? Well, maybe a few. lol.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for kro7kro7
Posted on Jun 15, 2006 at 10:44 PM
246 tokens, 8.83 hours wasted
Well, i bet she'll be a popular date. As the night goes on you notice that for some reason, her dress keeps getting shorter and shorter.... it's as if the material is being used for something else. LOL

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

 
View Profile for YULIYULI
Posted on Jun 16, 2006 at 04:52 PM
159 tokens, 12.12 hours wasted
wow most be a sticky dress!!!


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