Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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"Don't sweat the small shit"

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul