Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

" " - Harpo Marx

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.