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EASYRIDER

Posted on Aug 23, 2008 at 03:42 AM
938 tokens, 3.01 days wasted

It's ok lips to lips is close enough

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:26 AM
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"Steve, it doesn't say if a moan is a sign of life... keep trying..."

(This comment was modified on Aug 26, 2008 10:30 AM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:55 PM
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i will huff and i will puff and i will keep doing it till you go."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 07:23 PM
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Aghhhhhh!!! *cough* Eeewwwww get off ya pervert!!!!! Throw me back, I'd rather drown!!!!!!

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 03:40 AM
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come on out debz, i have a tin of whipped cream.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 07:10 AM
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Whipped cream you say???? Got any cherries?????

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 07:13 AM
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i lost my cherry years ago.

muhahahahaha i knew that would get you out the water.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm spurdunch.licky licky licky.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 08:10 AM
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Get off me you are drroling into my belly button *splash* I think I prefer to try my luck back in the water *swims out deep*

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 08:13 AM
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MUHAHAHAHAHA.got you again debz,there is no escaping me when i have wood.swim girl swim.tee hee.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 10:24 AM
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Aghhhhhhhhhh Get away from me Konifur... You bite me again and I am going to kick your teeth down your throat!!!!

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 10:40 AM
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You didnt realize that at this time of the month, He would be attracted by blood in the water?

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 10:01 PM
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There was trhat wee cut I got on my finger when Konifur bit my finger... but this has all been staged by my manager... Yeah it is another JAWS movie sequel

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM
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*coughs shattered teeth out* now i`m going to give you a good suck my dear,shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kkkk.
opps i have left a big hickey.*gets embarrsed and swims away*

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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Ouch, that's not good!!!!.. You are very naughty konifur

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 12:09 AM
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* goes to room with wank wipes under arm and a packet of digestive biscuits *

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 01:00 AM
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There!!!! I have put a love bite on you too... now go play

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Aug 29, 2008 at 01:31 AM
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oppps *gets wood*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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