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Redefining Sexy & Perfect
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maybach
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 08:25 PM
156 tokens, 21.17 hours wasted

Oh god, call PETA, we have a pair of beached whales!

That's about a 7 on the richter scale.

Man the harpoons!

Large fry mothafucka!

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adrian
Posted on Jan 05, 2006 at 12:58 AM
35 tokens, 1.85 hours wasted

Comment in reply to maybach's original comment

lol

This has been and Adrian Production

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 09:16 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

That's got to be jelly, because jam don't shake like that

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Monkey
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 09:25 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

DAMN!

Looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 12:34 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

AHAHAHAHA!!!

I laughed out loud.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 09:29 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Thats my favorite fat ass insult.

Once I finally figured out the metaphor. LOL!

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 12:17 PM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Free willy lol Flubber

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 10, 2006 at 08:15 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

Comment in reply to TrojanHorse's original comment

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, leave willy alone

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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wes
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 09:32 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Common household sweathogs, at least they keep McDonalds pumping out crap!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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TheFinalCut
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 10:20 PM
736 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

whats with the cows?

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SrRdRaceR
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 11:02 PM
108 tokens, 13.6 hours wasted

Welcome to America, ladies and gentlemen!

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preyingmanti
Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 11:40 PM
233 tokens, 1.24 days wasted

Comment in reply to SrRdRaceR's original comment

Stop lyimg, you guys would do them!

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 01:11 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

yep, they would hit anything

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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HughJorgan
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 08:18 AM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

Hell yeah! The bald one's hot!

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 01:23 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

i couldnt resist

The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Katt
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 11:43 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Hahahahaha!

That is great!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Mokloy
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 05:08 AM
221 tokens, 1.79 days wasted

A classic case of Toomuchassitis Deliria

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Sarah
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 08:55 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Big people should never wear pants with words on the ass !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 09:10 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

she doesn't need to say she is sexy i can tell.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 09:32 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

my thoughts exactly you want pepole to not notice the arse, not stare at the damn thing

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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CptDeath
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 09:05 AM
229 tokens, 4.2 days wasted

Don't they see that it ridicolous to wear those pant if you have an a** like that... i'm grossed out.

If you can't impress with knowledge, baffle with idiocy!

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 10, 2006 at 08:20 AM
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Comment in reply to CptDeath's original comment

good call my fellow Captain

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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tofast4uwrx
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 04:05 PM
87 tokens, 4.53 hours wasted

hey, like the pants say "sexy".

Use it or lose it...

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 06:08 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Once again...no comment

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 28, 2005 at 09:13 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

My favorite thing is when fat chicks wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small. man I couldnt imagine what the roles would look like without so much detail exposed. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm twinkies

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 03:44 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

that didn't really redefine anything...it just reminded me what sexy and perfect really are....not these chicks!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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PandieKray
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 03:59 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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highlife420
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 12:49 PM
35 tokens, 1 day wasted

Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

at least you cant see the cottage cheese

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aph21
Posted on Dec 02, 2005 at 08:59 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Why can't I ever seem to find something that sexy and perfect...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 08:54 PM
423 tokens, 3.97 hours wasted

vive le Québec libre !

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TechinWY
Posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 01:59 PM
57 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

I'd take these ladies over a skinny, anorexic model anyday. Some of those models are like humping that skeleton from high school science class. Plus these girls are probably fun to be around, not like the models who say,"we can't go out now, what is someone sees ME with you!" Give me something to hold on to.

Up the right side, across the blue line, he dekes, he shoots, he SCORES!!!!!

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klitz
Posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 01:23 PM
393 tokens, 1.23 days wasted

.....well then....ummm your bottom seems to say words that dont combine with your body type

I like pie
pie is good
pie in my belly
pie pie pie
oh pie marry me

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gryffindor84
Posted on Mar 31, 2006 at 03:42 PM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted

Not cool! Now you all are going to make fun of women with big behinds? Jee...when it comes to Jennifer Lopez, you men just swoon and drool! Admit it, you do! And what about all those songs about liking big booties!? Yeah! Here is my big bootie:

Like it? lol...just kidding!

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teknine
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 12:57 AM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Aaaawww, i dont think that's nice..sum of you never been in that spot wether overeating or overindulgence...if you gave us a chance to laugh at your faults it jus might change your perception on these types of things..and if i don't change you, then maybe your need to chekd...

"Pain is a universal feeling everyone understands!"

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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