I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson