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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 04:14 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

I hope the doors are taped shut. shoulda done duct tape, that stuff can take the paint off.

" " - Harpo Marx

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rodzilla
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 04:40 PM
187 tokens, 2.46 days wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

i always have a tube of crazy glue in my glove compartment for people like that. a little squirt in all their locks goes a long way towards satisfaction.

bad karma be damned.

(This comment was modified on Nov 16, 2005 04:41 PM)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 05:35 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to rodzilla's original comment

so,, it was you!!!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Wortel
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 04:15 AM
1,023 tokens, 1.13 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to rodzilla's original comment

next time try under the tyres. car does not want to move, guy has no idea wats going on.

IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT...
THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 05:54 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

*writes up ticket and tapes to plastic covered winshield*

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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minodude
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 07:11 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

waht we did once is a car was double parked outside a safeway, which is across the street from a produce stand

we bought some potatoes and took 1 and stuck in the exhaust pipe.

blew out the enging

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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kat
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 07:39 PM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

I hate when people park like that. Where I work they take up 4 spaces at a time. LEARN how to drive people. They desereve whatever...

Live and Let Live

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Fantom3993
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 12:21 AM
179 tokens, 23.27 hours wasted

That's crap, because sometimes I park in 2 spaces, because my truck won't fit in 1, it hangs out into the aisle. Although that's pretty funny.

Excuse me ma'am, I lost my puppy in the back of that van, wanna help me find it?

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PandieKray
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 12:37 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

WTG somebody

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Tlite77
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 01:16 AM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

I went on a date with a guy who did that because he thought his car was so precious. Notice I said I went on A date. OOOHHH that's one pet peeve I will never get over.

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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deadshadow56
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 03:56 AM
58 tokens, 16.15 hours wasted

a roll or 2 of tinfoil works much better, really holds in the heat AND sucks in more heat from outside, so u end up with a nice warm,sometimes melted, interior.

so many stupid people, so few bullet's

im gonna SLAP the taste outa your mouth

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aph21
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 05:41 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

We filled a buddies car with packing peanuts then saran wrapped the outside of it. He had to stay late that night at work so we set up a video camera. It was 4 am when he finally left, and he had no help cleaning the shit up!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 19, 2005 at 01:15 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

We usually tie a couple of hundred foot rolls of colorful flagging to the axels of employee cars. So when they drive off the roll will fall off and unravel by the time they get to the highway. Funny shit when you leave and you see strands of color on the side of the road about an hour later.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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wes
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 06:06 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Some people just don't care, this one may think next time...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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hoodedclaw
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 06:47 AM
538 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

L3ARN3D park properly next time

just ask this scientician

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opeman
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 01:11 PM
482 tokens, 1.44 days wasted

Most pricks park like that because they think someone will open a door on their precious ride. I will either slam a grocery cart into it. Or I will key the heck out of the driver's door and then park far away from it and wait for the driver to come back. I know it is hateful but they don't do it anymore. I will probably burn for it though.