I know I threw those ugly drapes in the trash... How did he get them and and make a dress out of them??

We have a she/male at school in the sewing class that dresses like that. I will never forget the day she came out of the "closet" Emily thought we didn't know she was a he. Aside from the fact that she had huge hands, most women I know don't have Adams Apples. It was awesome to watch the men run out of the restroom when she walked in dress, heels, purse, lipstick and wig.

Oh God too funny. You should have seen my poor 17 year old virgin son run out of the bathroom the day he met Emily. he normally wore his t-shirts tucked in. he ran out and was tugging his shirt down on the outside of his pants. he said some man in a dress just walked into the mens room and he shove his dick back in his pants before he was done peeing a a little of it got on his pants. I said I see you met Emily I started laughing so hard I was crying. He gave me the dirtiest look I told him she was in my sewing class. and he wanted to know why I didn't warn him. He made sure he never went into the Men's room by the sewing class on Wednesday's... The day sewing classes were held.
The day David(Emily) came and sat down to visit with me at lunch one day and held out his hand to my son and said I believe we met the other day in the restroom. Dana said he didn't remember him and was just about to shake his hand and David said I was dressed up for my sewing class. (David was taking computer repair classes.) I thought my son was going to die. He yanked his hand back, made an excuse about being late for class and ran. David knew about my kids and that I liked to play jokes on them. Dana survived.