I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

i souport publik edekasion

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

If at first you don't succeed.. quit.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

don't try and fix me, cause i ain't broken..this is who i am!