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Police Need Tractors?
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viktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:08 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted

now thats a first one

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Tlite77
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:09 PM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

Welcome to my hometown!! Funny story to relate: When my husband & I first moved into our house on Main St. in the little town I'm from we heard this loud noise coming down the road (I thought nothing of it, but he's from the city). He ran over to the window & yelled over to me: "Come here!! This isn't something you see everyday!" I went over to see a combine driving down the road (remember I said we live on MAIN ST.). I informed him that it would be something you see everyday in this town. I hope this is as funny to you all as it was to me.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 04:26 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

looks more like parking enforcement... brute force... slide under back wheels of car... lift... drive to impound lot... no messy denver boots to play with..

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minodude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 07:11 PM
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thats what i was thinking

Just Kidding!!

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videophotog
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 09:21 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

My guess is an elected sheriff in a small town,using his only vehicle, but then would'nt be expecting a more modern road. Also, if you look at the signs it seems European,streamers and there appears to be a crowd to the left so maybe there is a parade? So back to WTF!

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People will forget what you did.
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ramrock
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 09:50 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

that is what they use to pull us over here in the sticks when we get rowdy in the corn fields,they can scoop us up easier

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

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and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 10:00 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

lol....WTF???? is it to police the cornfields to make sure nobody is doing anything "improper" in there?

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kirby
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:28 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

Where is this in the Dakotas?

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RedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:33 PM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted

Welcome to Pennsylvania. How fast do you need to go to pull over an Amish wagon for speeding when the speed limit is clearly 5 m.p.h. and they do at least 8 m.p.h.?

It's a Swiss towing enforcement tractor that actually tows much faster that the flatbeds we "yanks" are accustomed to seeing. The driver doesn't even get out. Just backs up, lowers the cradle, scissors lifts the front end and drives away. 99% of european cars are front wheel drive and it doesn't hurt the cars at all.

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