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Please Do Not Molest The Gators!
25 comments | Posted by joe 56 months ago
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View Profile for Mr. IncredibleMr. Incredible
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 04:31 PM
656 tokens, 1.34 days wasted
Cuz if u do molest one and it bites off your arm, you still have to pay 500. Gator molestation. they do that death roll real good.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 04:42 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted
how do you go about molesting a 'gator

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for FlygurlFlygurl
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 04:46 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

i don't want to know

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

 
View Profile for Mr. IncredibleMr. Incredible
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 05:58 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

very carefully.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 06:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Mr. Incredible's original comment

I just knew that was how someone would answer that question

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for Mr. IncredibleMr. Incredible
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 06:20 PM
656 tokens, 1.34 days wasted
Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

The simplest answer available.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

 
View Profile for FireWolfFireWolf
Posted on Mar 05, 2006 at 12:27 AM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

just ask Steve Irwin: "'ay! thez a crawc roight theh mite! I'm gohnna sneeeeak up on 'im, and I'm gohnna jeeehm moi thumb in 'is butt-ole!"

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

 
View Profile for dark-childsdark-childs
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 06:15 PM
95 tokens, 12.15 hours wasted
I always wondered if anybody shared my intrests ...... hmmmmm

ITS COMING ....... THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

 
View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 07:36 PM
233 tokens, 1.24 days wasted
Comment in reply to dark-childs's original comment

Funny my roommate loves Gator Aid and I always call it Gator snatch.

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

 
View Profile for FlygurlFlygurl
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 07:41 PM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

Gator snatch...thats funny

(This comment was modified on Aug 05, 2005 07:43 PM)

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 12:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Flygurl's original comment

Not to a gator....to a gator its sexy

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for ƒå‡ál ƒü®¥ƒå‡ál ƒü®¥
Posted on Aug 05, 2005 at 11:19 PM
356 tokens, 15.3 hours wasted
Maybe they put the sign up for the Crocodile hunter... u know how excited he gets around gators.

(This comment was modified on Aug 05, 2005 11:20 PM)

How About A Nice Cup of Shut The Fuck Up.[icon]thumbsup[/icon]

 
View Profile for HughJorganHughJorgan
Posted on Aug 06, 2005 at 01:46 AM
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Comment in reply to ƒå‡ál ƒü®¥'s original comment

Crikey! Look at the size of 'im!

You might want to check out this link...

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/goanna/

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

 
View Profile for FlygurlFlygurl
Posted on Aug 06, 2005 at 01:52 AM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

haha joecartoon has some funny shit

(This comment was modified on Aug 06, 2005 01:53 AM)

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Aug 06, 2005 at 12:36 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
No enticing eh?

So if I'm standing there in high heels, fish net stockings and a black nighty with my pudendum hangin I could get a fine?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for FlygurlFlygurl
Posted on Aug 06, 2005 at 01:23 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

yah ho you can

Im a Bitch so back off
-Flygurl

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Aug 06, 2005 at 08:38 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Aug 07, 2005 at 09:01 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted
I've seen this at a rest stop somewhere along I-10. them thar gators!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for AlohababeAlohababe
Posted on Aug 15, 2005 at 09:56 PM
179 tokens, 10.05 hours wasted
haha

Don't look behind you.....

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 06:24 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Dec 11, 2005 at 12:28 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Hahahahahaha Right up my alley!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for Chevy7xChevy7x
Posted on Jan 26, 2006 at 10:49 PM
1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted
i know that this may look wierd with me on top of this aligator but i can ensure that is has nothing to do with the chineese mafia

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

 
View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 01:01 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted
i wanna do it find me an aligator

save the chief

 
View Profile for leloslelos
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 11:59 AM
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