A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

A banana a day keeps the evil monkey away

u like me or u dont i dont care

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

Lifes short so Live it up

JMB

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Enjoy the simpler things in life.....

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

like omg shoes

save the chief

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

Funny news and picturesWeird and amazing pictures

Live and Let Live

semmer down now....

"life wasn't meant to be easy,my child,but take heart it can be beautiful"

Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods!

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

To be a perv....
is to understand me...

milu

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein