Who's calling us girls bitches?????You vikings have an uglier dog

Now that's just cruel!

I know Tom, Why would Konifur call us bitches... thats what you call a female dog on heat isn't it

Refer to my double post below....1's for YOU! I already picked up Konifur and we are having Champagne and fresh bread and cheese and hot women in France....while discussing strategy for them Germans!

you missed me i`m back in blighty now.
ahhhhhhh i have a jelly fish stuck to me.i`m not telling you where.

Is it a KY jelly fish?

Thanks for the heads up on the "Spyware being Everywhere"...Please read further....but ....Shshhhhhhhhhhh.....

Tom why do you fight the enevitable... your own crew member will abandon you for a nice pair on Bristols... give it up Tom and if you are unhappy with the company then we will release you near Germany.... you don't stand a chance Captain *manical laugh* bwahahahahahaha

captains right you are just being mean now.*blows raspberry*

See my question to Tom... Why am I getting called mean? You called us Pirategirls Bitches didn't you????

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i never called you a bitch.*sticks tongue out*

i am still paddleing and getting more hungry i have started eating my kayak now.

Konifur; don't eat the kayak....Be a TOUGH VICKING!!! Us NORSMEN cannot be bothered by any "Female Cannine in Heat!" (snicker, snicker....I never called her a bitch either) Keep in mind; THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO EAT/SLURP IN GERMANY!!! *Blubber, Blubber, Blubbbbbbbbber!*
Damn munitious Pirates!

i have eaten most of my kayak now and i`m sinking.......*glug glug glug* it just goes to show that i can`t have my kayak and eat it.....* carries on swimming* don`t worry i have only 5 miles to go and my belly is full and i have my strength back now.but boy do i need a bud.

Your not suppose to swim right after you eat. You'll get cramps.

i have caught crabs never mind cramps.

Konifur; don't eat the kayak....Be a TOUGH VICKING!!! Us NORSMEN cannot be bothered by any "Female Canine in Heat!" (snicker, snicker....I never called her a bitch either) Keep in mind; THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO EAT/SLURP IN GERMANY!!! *Blubber, Blubber, Blubbbbbbbbber!*
Damn mutinous Pirates!

OOPS.

Last time you tried to be a cowboy it turned out to be a bunch of BULL SHIT! Sorry couldn't resist. (snicker)

yes but i might be a spaghetti western cowboy.not a lot of sea there and no pirates trying to make me a sex slave.

Which one You wanna be; The Good, Bad, or Ugly? Come to think of it, You could proubably be all three.

If he were all three they would average out at 6 stone (84 pounds) each... bloody lightweights!

"bout right for Wednesdays!

today i am a slightly gay cowboy,i will ride into town with my chuck wagon and shoot up the sheriff.*GROAN*

...but you didn't shoot the deputy.

*cough splutter* i`m back on dry land now and i have lost my leaf,so i`m nekkid again...

anyway i want to be like clint,with a poncho.

*falls on sand and goes to sleep*

Well being as it is Wednesday....I'm sleeping aboard ship! Good Night!!!

i am on a English beach nekkid covered in seaweed my parts hidden by a jellyfish, a crab will not leave go of my toe and in a minute i will be sleeping in a nice warm bed.....the police are walking towards me...so i hope someone will bail me out tomorrow as i think i`m gonna get arrested.good night to you as well.

I will visit you in jail and bring money for cigs/fags (snicker) candy and Bud. Don't fret shipmate....I'll make sure that all your cellmates know you've got the crabs....you'll be safe! Screw the bail money, as I'm planning "The Great Escape"....Can You ride a motorcycle; Steve McQueen! (hee, hee...McQueen, not a good name for being in jail) Blimey...don't let Brian know as he will be very upset.

p.s....I've got our Brother of the Cloth with me KYtito and he has volunteered to smuggle some goodies in for you....I'll make sure there is a file under his robes for you.....When he mentioned "goodies" He had a big smile Have you two been around Something I and Brother Bkvestal should know about

(This comment was modified on Apr 02, 2008 07:59 PM)

Huh, Know what.......I'm lost......??????????????????

Konifur is in jail....in England (twit never could navigate)....He's got crabs...so he won't get buggered..at least..by his cellmates. I've got a plan to make "The Great Escape" starring "Steve McQueen" (only if he can ride a motorcycle) (sorry Konifur..YOU are NO Clint Eastwood *spaghetti westerns*) The only "Queens" in jail are usually segregated (snicker, snicker)...Don't let Brian know you are a Queen in jail (he'll get jealous)...Brother KYtito, being a "Man of the Cloth" will not get searched therefore; he can smuggle in a file to help in the escape...and other goodies under his robes....now this really makes me wonder, as he had a big smile when I was talking about "goodies under his robe" and Konifur! Perhaps he should make a visit to the confession box and see Brother Brian....Or see the Captain...as I do weddings. (the emoticons make it hard to read *code*) We all suspect he around on you....especially on Wednesdays...which is when Brother KYtito is planning to visit him!!!!! Brian are You now!?!?!? Muwahahaha,...MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!(laugh stolen from Sweets) Let me know if you broke the code as there is "SPY WARE EVERYWHERE" (Debz and Sweets told me)

Not really too much

See Bri... he's been too long at sea without a woman and he is becoming confused.... now aren't you pleased to be grabbed by Pirate girls.... though it has been often HARD for you

Well at least part of me has been HARD..............Did I type that out loud

You are a bad boy Bri

Bad to the Bone

i have two good mates in my cell one is called Ben Dover the other is Phil MCcrackin .
some one bail me out, i have never road a motor bike before

So you'd be a bit like this numpty, then?
http://www.ugoto.com/video_first_time_fool .html

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i doubt i would get that far.