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41 comments | Posted by konifur 22 months ago
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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some of the pirates look like the pirate dog.
they bite just as bad as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 11:01 AM
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Who's calling us girls bitches?????You vikings have an uglier dog


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 11:19 AM
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Now that's just cruel!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 06:26 AM
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I know Tom, Why would Konifur call us bitches... thats what you call a female dog on heat isn't it

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:41 AM
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Refer to my double post below....1's for YOU! I already picked up Konifur and we are having Champagne and fresh bread and cheese and hot women in France....while discussing strategy for them Germans!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:02 AM
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you missed me i`m back in blighty now.
ahhhhhhh i have a jelly fish stuck to me.i`m not telling you where.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:08 AM
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Is it a KY jelly fish?


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 12:38 AM
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Thanks for the heads up on the "Spyware being Everywhere"...Please read further....but ....Shshhhhhhhhhhh.....

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 05:24 AM
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Tom why do you fight the enevitable... your own crew member will abandon you for a nice pair on Bristols... give it up Tom and if you are unhappy with the company then we will release you near Germany.... you don't stand a chance Captain *manical laugh* bwahahahahahaha

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 08:07 AM
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captains right you are just being mean now.*blows raspberry*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 06:27 AM
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See my question to Tom... Why am I getting called mean? You called us Pirategirls Bitches didn't you????

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:17 AM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i never called you a bitch.*sticks tongue out*

i am still paddleing and getting more hungry i have started eating my kayak now.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:30 AM
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Konifur; don't eat the kayak....Be a TOUGH VICKING!!! Us NORSMEN cannot be bothered by any "Female Cannine in Heat!" (snicker, snicker....I never called her a bitch either) Keep in mind; THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO EAT/SLURP IN GERMANY!!! *Blubber, Blubber, Blubbbbbbbbber!*
Damn munitious Pirates!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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i have eaten most of my kayak now and i`m sinking.......*glug glug glug* it just goes to show that i can`t have my kayak and eat it.....* carries on swimming* don`t worry i have only 5 miles to go and my belly is full and i have my strength back now.but boy do i need a bud.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:49 AM
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Your not suppose to swim right after you eat. You'll get cramps.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:04 AM
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i have caught crabs never mind cramps.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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Konifur; don't eat the kayak....Be a TOUGH VICKING!!! Us NORSMEN cannot be bothered by any "Female Canine in Heat!" (snicker, snicker....I never called her a bitch either) Keep in mind; THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO EAT/SLURP IN GERMANY!!! *Blubber, Blubber, Blubbbbbbbbber!*
Damn mutinous Pirates!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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OOPS.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:37 AM
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when i get back i`m thinking of becoming a cowboy i am sick of the sight of water.* swims on, 2 miles to go*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:45 AM
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Last time you tried to be a cowboy it turned out to be a bunch of BULL SHIT! Sorry couldn't resist. (snicker)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:49 AM
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yes but i might be a spaghetti western cowboy.not a lot of sea there and no pirates trying to make me a sex slave.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:54 AM
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Which one You wanna be; The Good, Bad, or Ugly? Come to think of it, You could proubably be all three.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:56 AM
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If he were all three they would average out at 6 stone (84 pounds) each... bloody lightweights!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:59 AM
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"bout right for Wednesdays!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:00 AM
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today i am a slightly gay cowboy,i will ride into town with my chuck wagon and shoot up the sheriff.*GROAN*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:35 PM
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...but you didn't shoot the deputy.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:58 AM
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*cough splutter* i`m back on dry land now and i have lost my leaf,so i`m nekkid again...

anyway i want to be like clint,with a poncho.

*falls on sand and goes to sleep*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:10 AM
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Well being as it is Wednesday....I'm sleeping aboard ship! Good Night!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 09:17 AM
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i am on a English beach nekkid covered in seaweed my parts hidden by a jellyfish, a crab will not leave go of my toe and in a minute i will be sleeping in a nice warm bed.....the police are walking towards me...so i hope someone will bail me out tomorrow as i think i`m gonna get arrested.good night to you as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 07:41 PM
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I will visit you in jail and bring money for cigs/fags (snicker) candy and Bud. Don't fret shipmate....I'll make sure that all your cellmates know you've got the crabs....you'll be safe! Screw the bail money, as I'm planning "The Great Escape"....Can You ride a motorcycle; Steve McQueen! (hee, hee...McQueen, not a good name for being in jail) Blimey...don't let Brian know as he will be very upset.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 07:54 PM
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p.s....I've got our Brother of the Cloth with me KYtito and he has volunteered to smuggle some goodies in for you....I'll make sure there is a file under his robes for you.....When he mentioned "goodies" He had a big smile Have you two been around Something I and Brother Bkvestal should know about

(This comment was modified on Apr 02, 2008 07:59 PM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 08:37 PM
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Huh, Know what.......I'm lost......??????????????????

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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Konifur is in jail....in England (twit never could navigate)....He's got crabs...so he won't get buggered..at least..by his cellmates. I've got a plan to make "The Great Escape" starring "Steve McQueen" (only if he can ride a motorcycle) (sorry Konifur..YOU are NO Clint Eastwood *spaghetti westerns*) The only "Queens" in jail are usually segregated (snicker, snicker)...Don't let Brian know you are a Queen in jail (he'll get jealous)...Brother KYtito, being a "Man of the Cloth" will not get searched therefore; he can smuggle in a file to help in the escape...and other goodies under his robes....now this really makes me wonder, as he had a big smile when I was talking about "goodies under his robe" and Konifur! Perhaps he should make a visit to the confession box and see Brother Brian....Or see the Captain...as I do weddings. (the emoticons make it hard to read *code*) We all suspect he around on you....especially on Wednesdays...which is when Brother KYtito is planning to visit him!!!!! Brian are You now!?!?!? Muwahahaha,...MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!(laugh stolen from Sweets) Let me know if you broke the code as there is "SPY WARE EVERYWHERE" (Debz and Sweets told me)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 06:33 AM
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Not really too much

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 06:53 AM
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See Bri... he's been too long at sea without a woman and he is becoming confused.... now aren't you pleased to be grabbed by Pirate girls.... though it has been often HARD for you

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 06:56 AM
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Well at least part of me has been HARD..............Did I type that out loud

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 10:03 PM
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You are a bad boy Bri

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 04, 2008 at 07:10 AM
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Bad to the Bone

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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i have two good mates in my cell one is called Ben Dover the other is Phil MCcrackin .
some one bail me out, i have never road a motor bike before

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 06:52 AM
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So you'd be a bit like this numpty, then?
http://www.ugoto.com/video_first_time_fool .html

(This comment was modified on Apr 03, 2008 07:14 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 07:11 AM
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i doubt i would get that far.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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