I have seen a girl stand up and pinch the lips so that it could be directed like she had a dong. She let me see so I know there was no dong. She just said it was a talent.
rrriiiiighhhhhht. just squat.

Now that you have my attention... I want to see for myself!!!!

well at first it wasn't very attractive until I questioned what she was doind and she said do you want to see. uuuummmmmmmmm when your done I would love to see. I saw and saw and saw.................SAW

Which bathrooms do you use?? Every time I go out with female friends I have to wait an extra half hour after I finish peeing for them to get to the front of their line.

I'm forever encouraging them to perform this trick.

And here's a question for everyone to ponder...... Why is it that when a woman enters a men's room she's greeted with applause (we practically lay out the red carpet, yet when a man enters a ladies room he's arrested?

Well I have used the mens before, but my friend waits outside and of Course I use a cubicle!

And your right woman are terrible it's because they have to pee wash hands apply make up, be bitchy about what others are wearing etc. before they leave the toilet!!

Which bathrooms do you use?? Every time I go out with female friends I have to wait an extra half hour after I finish peeing for them to get to the front of their line.

I'm forever encouraging them to perform this trick.

And here's a question for everyone to ponder...... Why is it that when a woman enters a men's room she's greeted with applause (we practically lay out the red carpet, yet when a man enters a ladies room he's arrested?

Yeh, but really. It's bad enough that they pee all over the toilet seat, can you imagine how much is splashed all over the urinal? It is disgusting!!!!

ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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That was a GREAT immitation of teenage white girls !!

Thanks, I used to be one....a long time ago.

OH MY GOD !! Like, me too ! Totally ! That's so like, cool & junk !! Yeah !







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mom how do i use this it has not seat!!!!!

she might be calling her dad.

True, or some other perverted relative, she doesn't have a clue at this point...

what if she is trying to take a shit.

pooping......lmao

On the cell shouting "Incoming"!!??!

I'm pretty sure that her left hand is spreading the curtainz apart. She seems pretty used to it, since talking on the phone even.

"what are you doing right now?"'
"squatting in a urinal."
"what?"
"i'm f'n pissing in the boys room."
"no f'n way."
"yeah, it's pretty easy."