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View Profile for HughJorganHughJorgan
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 08:26 PM
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I'm surprised that immigration hasn't organised reinforcments and done a mass round up when they've had the strikes.

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View Profile for winglesangelwinglesangel
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 08:31 PM
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Hahah so true :]

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View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:01 PM
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Wow!!! I guess I'm lucky that I don't make enough money to pay taxes.

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:10 PM
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ain't that the truth. of course, i'm kind of surprised th flame wars haven't begun yet.........

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:29 PM
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That sign is such a lie.



Its 68 million illegals right now. Around 20 million are from Mexico alone.

And speaking of taxes, the powers that be here in this great state let the cat out of the bag a few months ago that we have a state surplus of ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Then a few weeks ago, they mention that its now up to around 1.5 billion in surplus, and now all of our great senators, the governor, everyone is arguing amongst themselves on who gets to fuckin spend it.

NOT ONE of these cocksuckers has mentioned a tax cut. The only think they mention is how great its going to be for the infrastructure.

wow.

I'm never going to ride the light rail they are building. I never use the new HOV lane.

(This comment was modified on Apr 23, 2006 09:30 PM)

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:39 PM
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A surplus is a sign that the taxpayers have been overtaxed. When you over pay the federal taxes you receive a refund, but not with the states! They never have problems finding ways to spend it. Contact your state rep, they are a lot easier to get a hold of than federal officials, i've spoken to mine on the phone a couple of times.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:16 PM
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I'm afraid of the things that might come out of my mouth when they answer the phone. I'm sure I'd have a couple of "suits" at my door in 15 minutes.

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View Profile for rodzillarodzilla
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:46 PM
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i guess you must be in the austin area. my uncle was doing some engineering consulting for the capital rail project, or whatever they are calling it. from the sounds of things, there is a lot of precursory mismanagement and just plain old bad decision making going on with it.

he was actually thinking about not bidding on the work because they seemed so disorganized with their basic plans.

i know for a fact (because i worked on it the engineering calculations for the performance curves) that one of the things they are looking at is the actual selection of the railcars they would be using for this... the one they seemed to have picked out was truly underperformer when compared to similar units that NJ transit got for their south jersey light rail project.

sounds like an interesting project... but then again, who is going to ride the things? we'll see what happens with fuel prices... it was $4.00 a gallon in NY last week.


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:39 PM
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I'm in Utah. Gas here is $2.60 or so for the good shit.

I'm just pissed off that the damn people keep getting taxed, and then they release the surplus numbers and no one mentions a tax break.

2,233,169 people live here in the state as of the 2000 census. Thats $671.691215 per person if they refunded it all. BUT that includes a fuckton of kids being everyone here has 7-12 kids per family.

I can't do much with $671, but if they lowered the over all tax rate I'd be happy.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 27, 2006 at 09:06 AM
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I could NOT have said it better.... Ever think about POLITIC'S?

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View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:32 PM
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For the information of every american.
Everyone has to pay taxes even immigrants so stop bitching.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:44 PM
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The illegals pay when they buy gas, buy tires etc. but the bulk of the taxes come from withholding taxes, so if you don't have a social security number you don't file because your employeer didn't withhold from your wages.

What we need is the fair tax proposed by Neal Boortz (http://boortz.com) his book can be ordered on amazon regarding this(http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060875496 /sr=8-2/qid=1143644093/re f=pd_bbs_2/002-0582068-84 86453?%5Fencoding=UTF8).

Check out the link on the highlights of the book and proposals of the fair tax.

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View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:49 PM
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The immigrants also have to get an IRS number so they can pay income taxes like everyone else but thehy dont get many of the benefits tha come with paying taxes.
p.s. i dont want this to get ugly.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:08 PM
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You nailed it when you said immigrants get a number so they can pay the taxes because they entered legally. Illegals don't get that number nor do they have taxes withheld. No reason for it to get ugly. I feel for all the immigrants that have been waiting years to legally enter yet all you have to do is sneak in.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:17 PM
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OH MAN! You're a fan of Neal Boortz too?? The man is a genius.

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View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 10:20 PM
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80% of the time he's on the mark, which is a lot more than you can say about any politician! The station that carried him took him off, i'm in a blue state...Connecticut, but i listen sometimes on the internet. But his blog is the first site i visit while drinking my coffee in the morning.

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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:04 PM
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oooh,that's so wrong in so many ways!

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View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:32 PM
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i have many mexican friends through work, we have this discussion all the time, they know they are getting over on the system on many different levels and they dont care because a great number of them were formerly known as native americans before having to flee to the other side of the big river. so they feel they are entitled to screw the system. i dont agree but personnally id rather screw than be screwed, same as them.

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View Profile for dr_love_6969dr_love_6969
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 01:20 PM
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ok i just scaned the page and caught a bunch of crap that was not nessary. For the people arguing about the Taxes Part. Notice it Says Illeagal Aliens( People without SSC or Green Cards, people who comes to the US Illeagaly and will not be paying taxes.) Im not races but im sick of free loaders thinking they will come to the US and live life free. There is no such thing as free. I have Mex friends too but they are Leagal not Illeagal. So that Sticker reffers to the ones who dont pay taxes. Also there are americans that fit in this same catagory. Those 20-60 years olds that sit on there ass and receive a check from the SSI for reproducing and sitting on there ass and i have to work everyday of my life. Make note that nothing is wronge personly with that person, they just get the check cause they had a few too many kids. Yet again ill say it im not races. I have friends from many diffrent nationalitys. So PUT THAT IS YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 01:28 PM
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Comment in reply to dr_love_6969's original comment

the 20 - 60 year olds that are getting a check are because they are owed it because someone was a slave a long time ago. not in their family just someone was.

restituition... well when they ante up the cotton they would have picked in 80 years then they get restituition, prorated for how old they actually are of course.

and then they get to go back to Botswana or whoever wont kill them as they come off the boat.


 
View Profile for dr_love_6969dr_love_6969
Posted on Apr 26, 2006 at 04:15 PM
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Thats funny, my cuz gets it and she dont deserve it. I know lots more. And none of them were enslaved.. Last time i checked there was no 20 year olds pickin cotten eather :-/ Tell me where u get this info? I got to read this

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 26, 2006 at 04:59 PM
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There are some whack job Chicago city councilmen/women who have been trying to push restituition for years... I just think it shouldnt just be given to someone because they are black...thats not enough of a reason.


 
View Profile for dr_love_6969dr_love_6969
Posted on Apr 27, 2006 at 10:26 AM
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im going to reword that a bit, "I dont think that people who cant keep there leggs closed and use protection and stop multiplying for the checks." thats plum retarded, Like i read somewhere else.... If u cant feedem, dont breedem!

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View Profile for chevygirlchevygirl
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 07:31 PM
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ha at my skool they had a walk out because all the mexicans are mad that bush is going to send them back to mexico if they dont become citizens.......they were all yelling heck no we wont go back to mexico!!!!!!!

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 27, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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Have your Dad call the INS about all the illegals in your school, Then have him call the School board and ask why his taqxes are being used for Illegal Aliens and what is the Board going to do about removeing them?


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