the snakes i can deal with, its the neighbours that are the pain in the ass!

but snakes eat bugs and rodents. i do whatever i can to keep the snakes around my house

Please please please come to my house. I have thousands of them crawling all over my land. We are infested this year due to the mild weather we had for winter.. My nerves are at the end and I've lost 15 lbs. since Mother's Day due to the stress, of it all.. I'm shaking like a dog shi*ing razar blades over here. I'd rather take on a Grizzly bear than these bull snakes...

ah, well i guess maybe your snakes are much bigger then mine. so i might get the willys a little bit too.

but just keep telling yourself that those snakes are eatting something. and a snake invasion is a lot cleaner and safer then an invasion of whatever they're eatting.

Eating?? You mean engulfing !!! I watched one this morning strike & kill a crow. It is now 3 feet from my office window and I've closed the window shade and drapes...EWWWWWW I'm freaking here !! Any body got any ideas on how to chase them away.. My pool hasn't been used once and I'm dying to get into it. But it's being occupied by some colorful looking snakes at this time..HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP !!

kerosene and a match........

Nope !! They are nesting under my house in the crawl space,

When you pee it will come out in little ice cubes.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that place is not for me.

Ah !! Come On,,, Just Think About It For a second... No One To Say Sh*t To You, You Can Crank The Tunes (well not to loud
don't want to cause a avalanche You Can Have All The Ice In The World For Free

WELL, maybe i will always have ice for my JD.

...and it`s cold so there is always the reason there to snuggle on a night,with out the mrs saying," huh you are always after one thing.ok pull my nightie down when ya finished."

Why Of Course, It's The Gentleman Thing To Do !!
A Wife's Job Is Never Done !!