People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

i souport publik edekasion

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.