LOL if my kid drew that I'de get a new job

Are you claiming to be a "Pole Dancer"?

A little girl submitted this picture for a class project that required the children to draw what their parents do for a living….

when-i-grow-up

The following is the parents response when the teacher questioned the parent about the picture….

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.