Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's