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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 02:12 AM
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if anyone needs help, just come to me

"there appears to be a giant hard lump in your breasts"

"those are my implants"

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 02:32 AM
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I happen to be a certified Breast inspector.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 03:29 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

people have called me a TIT in the past does that count.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 04, 2008 at 11:51 PM
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i do!!!knows ones else does!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 05:40 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

I would if I could, Baby

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 06:48 AM
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u would be in 4 a surprise! firm and white(no tan lines) i hate the sun!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 07:23 AM
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Firm is a plus, as well as milky white.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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i was born in konifurs country!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 08:02 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

I wont hold that against you,

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 08:06 AM
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i wouldnt mind if u held ur body against mine! (sorry mine)

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on May 05, 2008 at 08:09 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Huh......ok, if that was possible it would be nice.


"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 06:41 AM
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Hate the sun??? Ar you a vampire lady??

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 08:21 AM
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no, but if u want me to bite.........

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 11:29 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

I don't mind bitting, as long as it doesn't become a habit! It hurts like hell!

(This comment was modified on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM)

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:08 AM
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not the way i bite!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:09 AM
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"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:17 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

be careful there kid, likeaneagle BITES.
she will eat up then spit out young lads like yourself.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:22 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

leave ur window open tonight!!


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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:27 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

K, ... aaa where is your motto from?

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:35 AM
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swamp witch! by jim stafford Black water Hattie lived back in the swamp
Where the strange green reptiles crawl
Snakes hang thick from the cypress trees
Like sausage on a smokehouse wall
Where the swamp is alive with a thousand eyes
An' all of them watching you
Stay off the track to Hattie's Shack in the back of the Black Bayou

Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down
Rumours of what she'd done, rumours of what she'd do
Kept folks off the track of hattie's shack
In the back of the Black Bayou

One day brought the rain and the rain stayed on
And the swamp water overflowed
Mosquitoes and the fever grabbed the town like a fist
Doctor Jackson was the first to go
Some say the plague wasa brought by Hattie
There was talk of a hang'n too
But the talk got shackled by the howls and the cackles
From the bowels of the Black bayou

Early one morn 'tween dark and dawn when shadows filled the sky
There came an unseen caller on a town where hope run dry
In the square there was found a big black round
Vat full of gurgling brew
Whispering sounds as the folk gathered round
"It came from the Black Bayou"

There ain't much pride when you're trapped inside
A slowly sink'n ship
Scooped up the liquid deep and green
And the whole town took a sip
Fever went away and the very next day the skies again were blue
Let's thank old Hattie for sav'n our town
We'll fetch her from the Black Bayou

Party of ten of the town's best men headed for Hattie's Shack
Said Swamp Witch magic was useful and good
And they're gonna bring Hattie back
Never found Hattie and they never found the shack
And they never made a trip back in
'Twas a parchment note they found tacked to a stump
Said don't come look'n again

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:39 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Nice poem.. so dark... I love it!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:44 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

its a song be4 ur time http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/jim_stafford /swamp_witch.html

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:54 AM
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Comment in reply to nightcrawler's original comment

sorry! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hXpT5AN352g

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:58 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FhJBVNi15ZU&f eature=related ... I like old songs... they have more soul in them.. today most are commercial!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 02:38 AM
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If you say so ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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