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Oprah Gives Everyone A Free Man
29 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 35 months ago

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minodude
Posted on Mar 25, 2007 at 10:11 PM
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id rather have a car

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 25, 2007 at 10:40 PM
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and they all have had their balls cut off. that is how they were allowed on oprah in the first place.

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videophotog
Posted on Mar 25, 2007 at 10:47 PM
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People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 25, 2007 at 10:55 PM
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Your right....but technically she can't be sued, she never said anything about giving away free balls.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 12:02 AM
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no....but balls are part of a man. no balls = deceptive advertizing

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 12:20 AM
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But since they were given away free, she would probably beat those charges....money could get you out of a lot of things.....plus, you know she really cares....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 12:56 AM
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she could try.......

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likeaneagle
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 02:46 PM
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thats not oprah! 2 skinny!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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chevyracngirl
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 01:39 AM
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rejects from the bachelor? I would rather have a car too!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 06:37 AM
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im guessing it would be a chevy?!

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chevyracngirl
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 07:00 AM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

you betcha!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Mar 27, 2007 at 05:42 AM
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you'll never guess how i knew.

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chevyracngirl
Posted on Mar 27, 2007 at 05:57 AM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

are you psychic??

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Mar 27, 2007 at 05:58 AM
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i dont know, it could just be!

but truth be told its probably cos chevy look nice

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onetwothree
Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 12:08 PM
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Comment in reply to chevyracngirl's original comment

my kinda gal.....ive always had a Chevy...

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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ramrock
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 04:11 PM
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I'd rather have new clothes!!!

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Monkey
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 05:03 PM
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Oprah Winfrey® The Rasicts Racist™

Oprah Winfrey is the Devil© 2007-Monkey Inc™

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 05:34 PM
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What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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Bamber
Posted on Mar 27, 2007 at 05:05 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Nice one, Sir Monkey.

I'll give you 9·5, ± ¾ for that!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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Prey
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 07:11 PM
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Who the hell is Oprah? Is she important?

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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minodude
Posted on Mar 26, 2007 at 08:12 PM
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Comment in reply to Prey's original comment

she's the richest self-made women in the world

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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onetwothree
Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 12:09 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

she is big ...but is she plural?...lol

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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minodude
Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 06:57 PM
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she has enough money for the 5 of us

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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