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mine
Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 09:48 AM
1,623 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

ewwwwwww!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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Gatorbait
Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 07:28 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Breathmint?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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alex657684
Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 08:31 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

no thanks, i already ate.....remember it's the thought that counts.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 10:45 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

This is why we eat cows.

They're ugly.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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10step
Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 10:49 PM
718 tokens, 2.57 days wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

that's not a cow, that's my mother-in-law

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 04, 2008 at 02:55 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to 10step's original comment

That's your mother-in-law??? Uh oh!! I think we may be related, that IS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 12:05 AM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

They seel cow tongue at walmart, It doesnt look like that :[

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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kirby
Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 04:59 AM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

ewwwwwwww!!! gross!!!!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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konifur
Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 05:22 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

needs to see a dentist

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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baby_boy
Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 06:11 AM
3,117 tokens, 1.67 weeks wasted

healthy theet's, no doubt

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from
the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

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mellowkat
Posted on Aug 11, 2006 at 10:29 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Is that mould on its tongue!!??

and may I ask where are its top teeth?

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Aug 13, 2006 at 01:59 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

All that for two lousy kernels of corn

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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