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One Fat Cat
24 comments | Posted by CrazyB 45 months ago

Never Leave The Garage Door Open During Winter...

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Molten
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 11:03 AM
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Wow! she's got a big.... Naw too easy :P

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add
that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Molten!

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CrazyB
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 11:33 AM
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Comment in reply to Molten's original comment

Pussy?......

Sorry....I just knew you were hinting it.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

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Molten
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 11:52 AM
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*sigh* It's not easy having a one track mind. Just ask every other guy on here.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add
that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Molten!

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killapenguin
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 01:50 PM
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Comment in reply to Molten's original comment

very hairy one at that

" " - Harpo Marx

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minodude
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 06:22 PM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

and not very well kept

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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RedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 07:26 PM
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Comment in reply to Molten's original comment

Gynocologist: Ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this but......

Patient: yes doctor. Go ahead...

Gynocologist: Well after extensive tests we've determined that your...well it's.... it's two feet higher than where it's supposed to be.

Patient: You mean to tell me it's not supposed to be up here?

Gynocologist: And we'd like to recomend a good beauty salon as well to trim it up a bit. Maybe a vet for a flea dip wouldn't hurt either.

Patient: Damn, that must be why I never get asked out! Thank you, Doc!

Gynocologist: See the receptionist on your way out. She'll have papers for you and the recomendations for treatment.

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 11:55 AM
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the cat doesn't look fat to me.....it just looks very, very, very large. did it grow up next to TMI?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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smiley_ie
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 05:54 AM
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Maybe she's just a small person ?

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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Molten
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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I think she is just a really tiny woman... Maybe a hobbit.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add
that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Molten!

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 02:03 PM
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Comment in reply to Molten's original comment

...or it could just be a cats head on a large dogs body....yeah....yeah...thats the answer...

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyoneâ€¦â€¦..but
theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 12:42 PM
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The Amish arent supposed to have electricity ... ( nice dress...not )

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viktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 02:38 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

its a tracksuit not a dress

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

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Turandot
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 02:30 PM
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... she is not that fat... and what's that monster in her arms?...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

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txqtee03
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 03:28 PM
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Another Chernobyl by-product?

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

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Explodnation
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 04:34 PM
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FAKE!!!! nice cat though!!!

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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ramrock
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 04:56 PM
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What does she feed him?Stuff from sea world?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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crazyloca
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 06:02 PM
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Wow..... That is one big, furry pussy cat....lol

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

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teknine
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 08:12 PM
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its a baby lion..That cat is huge!!! It's definately gettin it's share of meow mix..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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winglesangel
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 09:47 PM
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he's not fat... hes just... a little fluffy...

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Arch
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Comment in reply to winglesangel's original comment

That's what happens when you throw kitty in the dryer without static sheets.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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kirby
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 02:56 AM
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that is one big hairy pussy.........

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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