Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

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If you can not say anything nice, DONT SAY IT AT ALL

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

Lalalala...

"I'm blonde...be patient."

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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bang bang

Perv and Pedos need not apply!!!!

Perv and Pedos need not apply!!!!

Perv and Pedos need not apply!!!!

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."