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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 12:17 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
Ok- Thats cool.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 12:44 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
suicide by pastry?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 01:13 AM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Well, lets see. You could choke on it. You could shoot it out of a potato gun at a high velocity at your head many, many times. You could throw it at a big guy to make him mad and beat you up. You could eat so many that you get fat and die of heart disease.

Pastries are dangerous things.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 01:46 AM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

thank you for clearing that up for me.

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Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 12:55 PM
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Comment in reply to Arch's original comment




Pastries should be illegalized, as they're apparently weapons.

lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for YourHighYourHigh
Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 02:26 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

No cause then that would be me having the write that suicide note!! BAD

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View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 03:02 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted
Don't forget suicide by cigarette......

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson












 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jan 19, 2007 at 01:28 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted
Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

actually thats not suicide.. thats remote murder... from the tobacco companies..


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 10:28 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
i have clicked on options and nothing has happened.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 07:35 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
actually he should get the dumb "your trying to write a letter" message

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 07:38 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
Or ERROR message

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Jan 19, 2007 at 07:12 AM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted
Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

ya
he should get the " the action you are about to do is illegal" one.
that was in windows 95 and 98 for those of you who remember!


 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Jan 19, 2007 at 08:58 AM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

That's the one I was trying to think of. Thank Lok

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for BarFlyBarFly
Posted on Jan 19, 2007 at 01:10 AM
350 tokens, 23.73 hours wasted
The way my computer is acting tonight I wouldn't be surprised!


 
View Profile for sweatysocksweatysock
Posted on Jan 21, 2007 at 06:50 PM
625 tokens, 2.72 days wasted
in your hour of need always rely on your trusty pc to be on hand

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View Profile for nightcrawlernightcrawler
Posted on Oct 16, 2008 at 02:01 AM
975 tokens, 5.91 days wasted
use two or three guitar strings... tie them togheter . Is better than hanging with rope!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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