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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:22 AM
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Q...how do you get 4 nuns on a barstool?
A...turn it upside down.

ok i`m going to my room

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:42 AM
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You know why nuns get round in 2's, so one nun can make sure the other nun gets none

Yeah I'm goin' to my room too

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:45 AM
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hear about the nun who was thrown out the convent for doing press-ups in the cucumber patch.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:56 AM
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Or the nuns who took the seats of thier bikes
Konifur why hasn't anyone sent us to our rooms yet?
Sweets must still be in bed.... com'on tell me another nun joke

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 07:23 AM
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man phones the zoo,"is a penguin black and white and stands about 5 feet 6 inches." no they are about 3 feet.why do you ask." came the reply.
the man said," oh fuck i have just ran over and killed a nun."

(This comment was modified on Jan 19, 2008 07:24 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 08:35 AM
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GO TO YOUR ROOM, STEVE !!!!!!

(This comment was modified on Jan 19, 2008 08:37 AM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 08:42 AM
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i am confused nowdid you say i had to go to debs room?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 08:50 AM
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Sure, Why not? That would be a change.

BTW, if anyone decides to send me to my room I don't have far to go. My computer is in my room.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 08:53 AM
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have you a barn or shed where we can send you.
if i have to sit in a room all by myself for being naughty so should you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 09:03 AM
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Yeah I have a shed. But it is full of spiders and snakes. *shudders at the thought.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 04:31 AM
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Com'on Konifur, we have to go to my room now

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 04:57 AM
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Um,,,,How is John going to take that?? Let me know FRIEND!?!?, I'd like to try doing it too!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 05:35 AM
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Easy, I just sent John home, he's got work tomorrow at 10am and it's now 2.33am, I finished work at 11pm and we had tea, played on 'puter and now he's gone.... So com'on Konifur it's safe now

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 11:22 AM
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ok on my way must i bring my little rubber thingy.if so i will be a little late as i need to wash it out.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:10 AM
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Nah forget that ol' thing, I just wanted to show you my new tatoo *scroll down*

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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And I got a new Nun outfit you can see... we can tell more nun jokes

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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GO TO YOUR ROOM, DEB!!!!!!!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 04:29 AM
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Com'on Konifur let's go to my room, I have some *etchings* I want to show you

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 03:16 AM
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me and my wipes are on the way... be there soon.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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videophotog
Posted on Jan 19, 2008 at 01:52 PM
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The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 20, 2008 at 04:59 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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rejones83
Posted on Jan 21, 2008 at 06:36 PM
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A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."

The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."

"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.

"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"

"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:33 AM
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Bloody funny, I love it

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:37 AM
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what is the cab drivers name and which taxi firm does he work for.

DEBZ! can i borrow you nuns out fit.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:48 AM
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Talking of taxi drivers, you've just reminded me of a story I heard on The News Quiz on radio last week, told by Jeremy Hardy:

Recently I had to catch a taxi from Totnes railway station. I was chatting to the driver and he said he often had fares from Totnes to the naval college at Dartmouth.
"Why, just last week I picked up an officer in full dress uniform on a Tuesday. He told me he was on a 'Total Warfare' course, but had missed the first day because of a bereavement. When I asked him if he would have much catching up to do he said "Oh, that won't be a problem - the first day of the course is just 'Health & Safety'.""

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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That was the guy we saw the other day without correct ear protection I guess

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 07:57 AM
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Sorry I can't let you have it Konifur, John and I are off on holiday and he wants me to take it with us unless you can lend me this outfit you wore last Wednesday

(This comment was modified on Jan 22, 2008 07:58 AM)

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 08:08 AM
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good swap.ok you have a deal.at least the nuns gear will get me off with an expensive cab ride.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Jan 22, 2008 at 04:32 PM
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No problem Konifur, this is my free taxi 'outfit'

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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