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1... get 1 medium sized carrot
2... cut a thin sliver of about the size of on of my gold fish....( you can see whats coming can`t you.)
3... hide carrot in the palm of hand
4... put hand in fish tank
5... wave hand in an erratic motion in the water
6... bring out carrot and flap it around in the air for a few seconds
7... pop carrot in mouth and crunch noisily.
8... sit back and look at the horror on the children's faces when they think i have just eaten the goldfish.
this works every time.... i think i should tell my now grown up kids that daddy never really eat goldfish.
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)