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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 05:17 AM
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China is preparing for konifurs visit !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 08:07 AM
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 04:31 PM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 06:54 AM
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Konifur, please remember people use this site at all times of the day, I'd just made myself banana and chocolate spread sandwich which is now in the bin.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 02:58 PM
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Welcome to Ugoto
You never eat during ugoto... You may drink but unless your a mortician with an iron stomach best not to eat for at least an hour before or after a visit here!!! you'll learn soon enough!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 03:32 AM
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Thanks for the advice, I did actually pull the sandwich out of the bin later it was fine after a scrapped the cabbage and potato peeling of it.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 07:07 PM
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I always have the munchies at the computer


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 10:06 AM
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What?? Did you say somerhing?
Mmmm,,Moro

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 07:22 AM
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Oh Sorry for not sharing ... Sweets for my Sweets


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 07:27 AM
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If you wanted that star that shines so brightly
To match the stardust in your eye
Darling, I would chase that bright star nightly
And try to steal it from the sky
And I would bring

Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Your first sweet kiss thrilled me so
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
I'll never ever let you go....

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 07:55 AM
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You sing beautifully Konifur

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 05:27 AM
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hey i`m hurt,whats wrong with my arse.

BTW...i never posted it if the girls love my arse it`s not my fault.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 08:40 AM
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All I need is a bit of a warning, but if it is as gaseous as I'm lead to believe, there should be a govenment health warning and a C.O.S.H sheet nailed to your arse explaining what to do if it leaks gases.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 08:43 AM
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And while we're on the subject of the photo, what are you looking at? And what are you doing with your left hand?

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 11:34 PM
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1... watching girls play topless tennis.
2... little willy...probably i can`t remember,but what do boys do while watching topless tennis.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 07:00 PM
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Oh Easy can I have your sandwich

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 07:02 PM
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Sweets you have saved lovely photos of Koni's bum too?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 05:59 PM
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Oh Good Grief here we go again with Konifur and farts


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Aug 14, 2008 at 07:42 PM
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* snickers *
A song just came to mind....



When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 14, 2008 at 08:44 PM
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My dingaling
my dingaling
I want you to play with
my Dingaling
I loved that song, thanks for the singalong

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 03:18 PM
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Damn right there'll be beans on me!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 11:38 PM
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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 01:21 AM
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I posted that this morning and only just realised that should finish as "no beans on me."

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 07:09 PM
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Nah! Com'on Aussie, you fart like the rest of us... I have seen the polution clouds drifting over Australia from here in NZ

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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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