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32 comments | Posted by looney-bin 51 months ago

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mellowkat
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 09:43 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

Bugger this place lets start up our own camp across the road!!! Monkey youre free join me for a good ole round of arse spankin... wat do ya say?

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:02 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

Eh, I'll pass on the spanking.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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nova
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 09:56 PM
288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

Thats pretty funny

Damn that shit is whack

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:02 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

The disturbing issue here is why does someone feel that a sign like this is necessary at all?!?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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zman14
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:04 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

wat does masturbation have to do with any of those pics

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

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TheFinalCut
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 11:01 PM
736 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

Comment in reply to zman14's original comment

the sign says "no choking the chicken", "no beating your meat", or "spanking the monkey", which are all slang for masturbation.

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zman14
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 11:16 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to TheFinalCut's original comment

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo ok ty final cut see im only 13 i wouldent know

(This comment was modified on Jan 07, 2006 11:17 PM)

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 12:33 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to zman14's original comment

At 13 you are very knowledgable about whacking off.
I'm calling BULLSHIT!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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darksoulj
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 12:44 AM
59 tokens, 8.15 hours wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

two words, sex ed.

You! Obey the fist.

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Sam
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 02:24 AM
197 tokens, 2.55 days wasted

Comment in reply to darksoulj's original comment

sex ed? fuck that. friends. you know EVERYTHING... WAY before sex ed.

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darksoulj
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 02:25 AM
59 tokens, 8.15 hours wasted

Comment in reply to Sam's original comment

But still. For social outcasts like me who dont find out till then.

You! Obey the fist.

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zman14
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 01:29 AM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

lol sry monkey i just didnt know too many slangs for them

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

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zman14
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 12:58 AM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to zman14's original comment

oops

(This comment was modified on Jan 08, 2006 01:29 AM)

(This comment was modified on Jan 08, 2006 01:29 AM)

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

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bwjtx
Posted on Mar 27, 2006 at 02:47 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Comment in reply to zman14's original comment

They were just kiddin....its really about food prep on site....you know choking a chicken,beatin some meat or just like no horseplay no monkeying around or ass slappin ! Understand ?

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 10:43 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Lolz,I dont belong on that beach

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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looney-bin
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 03:19 AM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

i believe its a sign posted up by US troops in iraq.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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TheFinalCut
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 12:32 PM
736 tokens, 1.05 days wasted

Comment in reply to looney-bin's original comment

Lmfao!!

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beccers99
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 02:42 PM
25 tokens, 2.95 hours wasted

Comment in reply to looney-bin's original comment

I was gonna say that! Looks just like my guys pics!

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looney-bin
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 05:20 PM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

the things people think up in their spare time.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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looney-bin
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 05:25 PM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

and the time it took to draw those pics and post it up.......

(This comment was modified on Jan 08, 2006 05:26 PM)

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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azzho
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 06:45 PM
245 tokens, 17.55 hours wasted

hey BJ14... are you home schooled?

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

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familyguyfan
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 07:31 PM
68 tokens, 8.75 hours wasted

hands off the dingalang

It seems that all u see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where r those
good old fashioned values on which we used to rely, lucky there's a FAMILY GUY,
lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and
cry. HE'S A FAMILY GUY!!!!!

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 09, 2006 at 04:22 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Comment in reply to familyguyfan's original comment

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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atxman76
Posted on Jan 08, 2006 at 10:26 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

So the only thing to do is FLOG THE DOLPHIN then. What ever the job will still get done.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 07:42 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

The chicken was lovin it!!!

The monkey looked a bit apprehensive tho..

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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Areola
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 02:16 PM
207 tokens, 23.77 hours wasted

That is just about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... If that is a sign from our soldiers, good for them. Atleast their keeping their spirits up!

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

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boatman_68
Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 09:55 PM
406 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

Spank that lil sumbitch anytime you want boys.If it feels good then beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gun control means,hitting your target.

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maccx_p
Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 02:31 PM
627 tokens, 1.61 days wasted

Reallly silly!! Reall really silly!!

Peace

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wes
Posted on Feb 07, 2006 at 11:34 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

WTF... useless pic for the title.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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looney-bin
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 08:38 PM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 03, 2006 at 01:31 AM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

must be at some military base

save the chief

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little_punk
Posted on Apr 09, 2006 at 02:24 AM
175 tokens, 5.22 days wasted

i bet most of the guys moved out now its just a bunch of old chicks..lol

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