I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

I enjoy bacon.

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Team Shortbus is GO!

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I am just a bug on the windshield of life..

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.