Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.