Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.