Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

sex is like a cheeseburger. when it's good, it's awesome.
when it sucks, it's still pretty damn good.

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

I like pie
pie is good
pie in my belly
pie pie pie
oh pie marry me