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nightcrawler
Posted on Nov 21, 2008 at 02:46 AM
811 tokens, 4.75 days wasted

He should not hope for getting it back! No chance!

Life is like a slice of water melon : while some get to eat it , others not
only, they don't get a taste but they are spit in the face with seeds!

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ramrock
Posted on Nov 21, 2008 at 04:34 PM
6,101 tokens, 1.46 months wasted

.............OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well he's still not getting his willy back!!!!!

no matter how much he wines and groans

(This comment was modified on Nov 21, 2008 04:36 PM)

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 21, 2008 at 04:41 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

No worries my dear sister i took it and fed to the hawks. I nailed it to the feeding tree and now its red tail hawk meat!!! He'll never see it
again!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Nov 22, 2008 at 01:00 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! YOU GAVE MY PECKER TO A PECKER AND IT`S GONE FOR GOOD.OH I GIVE UP I`M GOING TO GET THE DOC OCTOPUS HERE, TO GIVE ME A STRAPADICTOMY.TWICE THE SIZE OF MY LAST ONE.
SO THERE........WONDER WOMAN ON YOUR BIKE LASS I DON`T NEED YOU ANYMORE.....BUT LISTEN BAG PUSS AND BAT GIRL YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF THE SOON TO BE THE 24 INCH MACHANICALED PENISED HULK,ONE DAY I WILL GET REVENGE.YOU WILL SEE GRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHAHAHA!
COME ON DOC TO SURGERY WE WILL GO.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 22, 2008 at 06:04 AM
4,663 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Baby you are living in a modern world!!!! That is cm + mm not inches... and you are not going to impress anyone with 24mmSorry about your goolies... I was going to feed them to the wolves not hang em on the tree... but you know how SweetBirdy is... she is big into feeding the birds

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Nov 22, 2008 at 12:47 AM
26,162 tokens, 1.57 months wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CAN YOU BLAME BE FOR WHINING AND GROANING GRRRRRRRRRR I AN DYING FOR ONE OFF THE WRIST AND HAVE NOTHING TO JERK GRRRRR NOW GET BACK IN THAT`S CAGE AND PUT THE MASK BACK ON GRRRRRR AND LET ME PLAY POKER IN PEACE. GRRRRRRR.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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