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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:00 AM
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i'll take two!

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:17 AM
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The EXTRA Large One's, Right??



I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:31 AM
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do you have them in tiny?

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:46 AM
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a shrink might be nice. it does get in the way sometimes

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 07:35 AM
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is that your ego i can see from here in london?

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 04:02 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:45 AM
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whatever you call the ones that come down to my knees. they're the ones i'm looking for

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 04:05 AM
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I'll Get Right On It !!! You Will Have To Wait On The Back Order !!!!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 07:39 AM
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are they the ones that are marked up as huge just to make men feel better?

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 07:57 AM
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Ah, a bit like the 'Fishermans Ruler', eh?


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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 08:03 AM
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slightly over exagerated, just slightly

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 03:39 PM
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Here You Go Sir,,, I Hope These Fit !!
The Back Order Came In Sooner Than Planned !





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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 11:50 PM
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awesome! just what i was looking for! thank you so much!!!

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 02:17 AM
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if thats how big you are,you must still be a virgin! any woman would run!






and run some more!

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:09 AM
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its just long, not fat. i could be in the other room watching tv

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:15 AM
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and she could be on the moon

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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:40 AM
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"ohhhhh, i'm cumming"

10 minutes later.....

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:41 AM
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10 light years later






TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

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View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:46 AM
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well, on the plus side, you'd never see the woman you were with, so i guess it wouldn't matter what she looked like

i'm sure finding a condom in that size would be tough though

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View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:51 AM
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they dont have a child support agency on the moon so your ok there! as for ETSTD's...... use a bin bag

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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 03:55 AM
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 03:35 AM
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What a pair of pricks!

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Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 07:40 AM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 06:37 AM
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whats on the back of them .... a huge hairy bum hole.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 09:22 AM
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do they come in all different colors?

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 01:41 PM
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Are they wearing leg warmers too??

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 01:22 AM
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men with huge Willy's can`t wear shorts.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 08:29 AM
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and why not?! they just get filled out a little bit more is all!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
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View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Sep 07, 2007 at 09:45 PM
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Ill take the one on the right it looks bigger!!

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 08, 2007 at 11:31 PM
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bigger isn't always better...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 08:50 AM
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no, I know that, it just sounds good that's all!! I know, it's not the size of the toy but how you use it!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 09:08 AM
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Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 01:24 AM
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hey linda,why do you want to walk about with pants with big todgers on them, for.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 02:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Todgers???
What The Hell Is Todgers?? A Slang for Willy's??



I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 05:09 AM
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yep todger, tadger,lobber,pee pee,tail. ohh there is bloody loads of names... but i bet there is more names for a girls foof.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 08:26 AM
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I don't, I want what's in them!!

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 14, 2007 at 06:59 PM
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They look abit confining.

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