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View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 04:50 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
The words are almost exactly like the ones I saw on this guy's shirt. It was a Christmas card that I recieved of the children of a family friend. Little did they know in the background was a guy with a shirt that said 'One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor'.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 07:31 PM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

Yeah, all the other ones only used to go to four. Now we're up to eight? This generation must have a high alcohol tolerance!

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 05:17 PM
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Seen it and heard it before. Must not be able to handle liquor very well

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 06:47 PM
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so true

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 08:29 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Oh, man....tequila brings out gatorbait's evil twin

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 08:55 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

lmao i know the feeling only to well buddy however its usually 1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, 4 (vomit, stumble around a bit, pee on your shoes, punch someones lights out, pash some random ugly thing) 5 tequilla, 6 tequilla 7 tequilla floor

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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View Profile for minemine
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 09:57 PM
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Love the brand "El Blotto"

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

 
View Profile for leloslelos
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 11:21 AM
535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted
Last call drink up


 
View Profile for sirjeffsirjeff
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:29 PM
134 tokens, 10.48 hours wasted
That stuff was made to-kill ya.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:24 PM
3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
ogmh i got the real shirt where it goes 1,2,3 floor cant ware it to school tho the first one is better!

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 12:25 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
um....yeah. tequila sucks. go vodka!

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View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:23 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted
Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

nah, vodka is a chick drink, tequila puts hair on your chest

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for onlyonehbmonlyonehbm
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 09:27 AM
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A cycle I don't see how people enjoy it.

If I told you once, I told you a million times!!!

 
View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 08:43 AM
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Comment in reply to onlyonehbm's original comment

yes i don't know how they enjoy that

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:27 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted
i love tequila but its gonna take alot more than 7-8shots to put me on the floor. i usually drink about a pint of mezcal and a 6 pack of guinness at any given party. never even get shitfaced.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 04:08 PM
410 tokens, 17.98 hours wasted

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 02:48 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted
my answer to that is
The following image was attached:

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 02:49 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted
i have some good memories connected with tequila

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

 
View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 12:05 PM
598 tokens, 2.7 days wasted
Comment in reply to viktoria_ja's original comment

... lucky you! I forgot it all...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 12:37 PM
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Comment in reply to Turandot's original comment

practise makes perfect ! go ahead have a drink !

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

 
View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 01:42 PM
598 tokens, 2.7 days wasted
Comment in reply to viktoria_ja's original comment

... I will... wanna join me?...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 02:58 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted
Comment in reply to Turandot's original comment

SURE! lets party !

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

 
View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 03:26 PM
598 tokens, 2.7 days wasted
Comment in reply to viktoria_ja's original comment

... no alcohol... no drugs... no sex... pure fun...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for getcrunkJPgetcrunkJP
Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 11:34 PM
28 tokens, 30 mins wasted
that slogan/saying is sooo old but that pic that vic posted is good.....really good.....raise the roof!

if you live without risk,
you risk not living at all... think about it snowboard 4 life

 
View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 25, 2006 at 12:07 PM
598 tokens, 2.7 days wasted
... seventh tequila, floor, vodka...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 06:00 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted
that is a nice slogan

hey

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