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Never Park Under A Tree
18 comments | Posted by mauler 48 months ago

Wow Thats What I Call A Mouthfull Of Teeth

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bulldozer
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 08:23 PM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

That's a crappy looking car.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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Homefries
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 10:03 PM
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ya, that's the shits

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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paulie
Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 07:49 AM
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The original heap of s**t

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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Immoral
Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 09:36 AM
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Yep, french car

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Izzy3150
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 08:27 PM
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Looks like the tree sneezed on the car.

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ramrock
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 09:32 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,need some car wash tokens?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 09:35 PM
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i'd say that car hasbeen there a while. can't figure out why though.....something just smells funny about it.

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Monkey
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 10:02 PM
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Those must be British pigeons.

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mine
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 11:00 PM
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How long has that car been there?! Decades??

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SaintJimmy
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 11:57 PM
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corection.
Never Park Under A Tree.........for 12 years

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rasec1736
Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 12:43 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

seems like some spread a bunch of bird seed on top of it

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minodude
Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 06:23 AM
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the peugot deserved it

Just Kidding!!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 09:46 AM
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You'd need a hmmer and chisel to get that off of there

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Apr 06, 2006 at 06:46 AM
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I dont park under a tree anyway due to the sap makes your car all sticky wicky

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 04:09 AM
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I understand the sticky part.....but what is the wicky part about...is this something I should be looking for...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 06:38 AM
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Lmao sorry going back to like i was talking to my kids lmao

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