Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's