Too bloody right!!! No cut and you're out

thats me in the front............

Spoken like a true P.M.D.! BTW the English Chapter is still looking for a President?!

what`s a PMD?

(This comment was modified on Jan 09, 2008 03:42 AM)

P.M.D.=Professional Muff Diver! Of which I hold the Presidency of the Mid Pacific Chapter! We are currently in search of a President for The England Chapter!

i will consider being the President for The England
P .M .D
but
what is the rate of pay?
and
will i have to do hands on(tongues on)work?
and
if so how many a day?

Sir; We all here at P.M.D. appreciate your consideration of the position open to you. Allow me to elaborate on the duties required of your obvious expertise. As Mid Pacific Representative I have many duties laid out before me. Let me only mention that this makes for a long and hard day/night! The numbers are at times overwhelming therefore I sometimes call in some of my Lieutenants to lend a hand,tounge! And then the EMERGENCEYS, ah yes...Thank God for my fellow members in good standing! As to your inquiry regarding the rate of pay, each professional sets their own rates proportionate to services rendered. Personally, I have been compensated with some rather juicy pay checks. BTW this years convention is being held in Mexico and we all look forward to seeing you there as the taco sauce is quite spicy and hot!
Thank You
Capt. TOM
President P.M.D.
Mid Pacific Chapter

this is a lot to take on and don`t know if my tongue could cover the whole of England.may i propose i do the north of England and i am sure if you ask bamber he would cover the south.
the girls in Scotland can just strum it and the welsh lasses have the sheep.